..because yours doesn't do the cool things he does.
Wanna know why?
While in the middle of changing his diaper this morning, he started farting.
Great...farting in my face, chubbah.
I removed the wet cloth diaper from underneath him and put a clean one under.
Then he started pooping.
Yes, that's right friends- I. WATCHED. HIS. POOP. COME. OUT. OF. HIS. BUTT!
The yellow stuff creeped out slowly and the smell hit me instantly.
Frantically, I grabbed the dirty diaper and put it back underneath him to save the clean one.
My kid is the coolest.