DISCLAIMER: THIS POST IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART. I DELVE INTO FEMALE TOPICS. I DON'T CENSOR MYSELF. THERE MAY EVEN BE PICTURES. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
You've been gone for 13 months. You were not missed. In fact, if you'd like- you can go back to where you came from! I promise you'll enjoy it there rather than visiting me one week per month and making my life hell.
So my Aunt Flo came back today. I went to the bathroom at work, pulled down my pants, sat on the toilet, and there she was. Bloody splatters all over my white underwear! I swear, I'm back in elementary school. [Yes friends, I was the unfortunate one who got her monthly visit at the ripe age of 10]. It totally sucks! I wasNOT happy about it. I actually came out from the bathroom/office [where I was about to pump] and complained LOUDLY to my coworkers and a few customers. lol
I kinda look at it this way. And I'm probably wrong... but.
When you're pregnant, you can't get pregnant again. Once baby is born, you bleed to get rid of stuff but typically AF stays away. In some freak cases [more normal than not], women can get pregnant right away. But for the most part, as long as you're EBF you don't have a period and therefore probably don't ovulate. At some point you do and you have your period again. Maybe this is God's way of saying, "Your body isn't ready for another baby yet. Once AF comes, you are."
*shrugs* So maybe God is giving me the go-ahead to have another child, risk free!? lol...just go with it people.
But I just love my bugsy so much, I couldn't possibly try to have another one yet. I must wait!! At least 2 years, so I can spoil the crap outta my munchkin!