my kid is the coolest

..because yours doesn't do the cool things he does.

Wanna know why?

The hubs and I are working on exploring each other more often.

It's hot.

Welp. Last night, after I declared what I *ahem* wanted..he put the kiddo to sleep.

Then it was mommy/daddy time.

Within minutes, the kid starts crying.

Daddy runs upstairs and brings him back down to the rocking chair to go back to sleep. 

Once he's snoozing, it's mommy/daddy time.

Within minutes, the kid starts crying again.

Daddy repeats the aforementioned routine.

And yep, you guessed it. 

THE KID STARTS CRYING AGAIN.

Thanks Kid...for making my sex life as a parent so exciting.

My kid is the coolest.