my kid is the coolest

..because yours doesn't do the cool things he does. 


Wanna know why?


I'm cooking a baby in my ute'. It's cool.
This baby likes to eat.
Or maybe it's me.


In any case, I have to eat every few hours or I'll 
a) feel nauseated, or
b) get a raging headache


I'm eating oatie-meal for breakfast and nursing the chubbah
because he's being a chubbah bubbah...


And this kid puts his foot right into my bowl of oatiemeal.


YES, his FOOT. right in the BOWL.


my kid is the coolest.