Why Hello, Emergency Room!

So I went to bed [after eating a cheeseburger and fries from Mickey D's] the night before last with stomach pain. I woke up with stomach pain. The pain lasted all day and didn't get any better even when I passed gas or had explosive diarrhea coming out of my butt. I called the triage nurse in my Family Medicine department and she suggested I hit up the ER. They were worried about miscarrying, but didn't want to say anything to upset me.  So I went.

i had my two man support team.

Five hours into the waiting room game, I had some blood drawn and got an IV.

SCHWEET.

I'm honestly the most random person ever. I LOVE getting my blood drawn and I've started to even like IVs. Not that I like being hooked to machines or anything. I just love watching needles go in my arm and watch my blood come out.

I am SO not a drug addict though. Okay! lol I'm just weird.

I think it's from never having any medical issues all my life. The only time I've ever even stayed over night at a hospital was giving birth to Austin.

About thirty minutes later, I got into my room and was given this super stylish gown.

sexeh, right?

No one even bothered to tap on my door for an hour so I took a nap. But that room was FU-REE-ZING.  So I put on my shoes. Because I don't wear socks.

They freak me out.

ps. i've been trying to upload this picture forever but it's not letting me. i'll add it later.

just know, they are fab.

The Consensus:

NO IDEA WHAT'S WRONG.

I thought it might be the McDonald's, but the hubs felt fine.

7 hours of my life...in the ER.

Oh...but I did get to see Baby B. He/She was soooo tiny and small. Just chillin in my ute. 

Yay Baby B.